Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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