IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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