and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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