The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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