I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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