discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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