Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
