Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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