Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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