I heard we made out
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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