I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize