Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We are two peas in an std pod
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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