My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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