It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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