I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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