You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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