belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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