You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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