What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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