whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
"it" just moved
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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