Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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