the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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