he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Alive.
So much puke
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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