just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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