If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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