Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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