it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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