Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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