i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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