We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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