im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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