How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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