everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Holy sore nipples Batman
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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