walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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