wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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