don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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