I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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