I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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