where am i from again
I showed him my bush... on skype.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
