I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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