Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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