and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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