Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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