dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Randomize
