I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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