i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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