Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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