it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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