you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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