I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
two words...techno handjob
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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