He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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