have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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