I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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