I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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