It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
vagina is talking i cant
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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